The weather has been sub-zero all week, Peeps. I actually got my first snow day on Thursday!
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Ever wonder what teachers do on snow days? |
Have I ever shared my theory about how we get snow days at my school? It all centers around my planned workout combined with weather and time I have to get ready for school. The equation looks something like this:
Planned workout (must be completely sweaty cardio to ensure that I can't possibly go back to bed)
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Weather (snow OR -20 or lower OR icy rain MUST hit around 5:00 AM)
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Prep time (must be considering forgoing makeup and/or blow drying hair because need more drive time)
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Snow Day!
There are some other factors to weigh, of course. For example, did I make the mistake of anticipating a snow day by taking home some papers to grade? Subtract possibility points. Did I make the prediction the night before on social media? Bad mojo. Subtract points.
This sounds crazy, but the system works. On Thursday I got the call when I was in mile 3 of a treadmill run, and I was just thinking that I have to at least go 5 miles, but then I would braid my hair instead of blowing it dry.
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Whattya think? Am I psychic? |
So, the downside to having a snow day is not being able to go outside. There has been a wind chill advisory for this area all weekend, and I know from prior experience that I shouldn't be outside if the temps are below 20 degrees, with or without windchill. This morning it was bright and sunny, and I thought, "Hmmm. . . maybe," until I looked at the weather channel and it said -2. Nope.
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This is EXACTLY how I look when I say, "Nope."
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Today's treadmill run was 10 miles. Here are some ways that I was able to survive it:
1. Plan your route. You would never just run out your door and hope you hit ten miles somewhere, right? Why do it on the treadmill? I planned what I would watch on Netflix. Just like you want a variety of scenery in a long run, plan a variety of material to watch. Today I finished a movie I had started a week ago (Chef--GREAT film), then I moved to an episode of Supernatural. I finished my run with two episodes of M*A*S*H, which was a good way to end it because the episodes are short. By the time I got sick of the run, I was able to tell myself that I only had one more episode left.
2. Give yourself a break and a treat. Sometimes on the long run I take a GU, and I allow myself to walk while I eat it. Since I really look forward to that break, I make sure that I bring a flavor I really like, and I make sure to take it more than halfway through the run. On the treadmill, the benefits are that I don't have to carry anything, and I can actually eat food as fuel. Today I brought a banana and water bottle, and I REALLY looked forward to that banana. After the snack, I can look at the other side of the break as the short end of the run.
3. Tune out when you need to. I plan for this blog post, I plan my lessons, I plan my next family vacation. More importantly, I plan EXACTLY what I'm going to eat for the rest of the day.
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Actually, I make sure my meals are a proper balance of carbs, protein, and green vegetables. Wine counts as a fruit, right? |
Just don't tune out so much that you drift on the treadmill. Not. Good.
4. This may be the most important way to "not mind" a treadmill: Cover the mileage screen. Seriously. If there is one piece of advice you actually follow from this post, make it this one.
Anyway, I really miss getting outside, and I hope to get back out there next week. To all my peeps who are training for the
Rite Aid Cleveland Marathon, you are true badasses. I see your treadmill long runs of 16 miles, and all I can say is DAMN! I bow down to your greatness. Someday that will be me, but hopefully not on the treadmill. If it has to be, though, I think now I can survive it (with enough snacks).
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This is EXACTLY how I look when I think I can survive a treadmill run! |
Good luck and run happy, Peeps!
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