I started the race with Heather and Shelby. Heather and I have a difficult time holding back in the beginning of a race, and we both decided to start in the ten-minute corral. When the gun went off, we shot off with it, and we couldn't get the pace slower than 9:21. Shelby, who is a badass, tore ahead on the downhill part, and I didn't really see her again until the turnaround toward the end. Way to go, Shelby!
Going downhill was great except that we knew what was coming next.
Heather: What goes down, must. . .
Me: Shut the hell up.
I wasn't in my "I love you, Man" phase yet.
I told myself that I would not walk the hills, and I didn't. At the top of the steepest hill, I yelled, "Yes! I made this hill my bitch!" which is my tradition on big hills. Sometimes people appreciate that and sometimes they don't. I had a lot of grumpy people around me today.
Around mile five I started dreaming about pulling a DNF, just so I could get some peace. I was cold, tired, and hungry, and my bat-shit crazy mind was pulling me in a million different directions. At one point I started pretending that this guy from the movie The Leprechaun was chasing me.
I'm the leprechaun; give me back my gold! |
Ah, The Leprechaun. One of Jennifer Aniston's finest oeuvres.
Miles six through nine were where I started my chanting/breath combo. For three freaking miles I chanted (in my head), "I am strong. I got this. I am fast. I got this." Sometimes I kept chanting, "Chicken chicken chicken chicken," in the background. That is because I was thinking of this blog post from the Blogess about picking your battles (which is HILARIOUS). Needless to say, this was not fun.
I would like to thank the Towpath Turtles for being Superfans around mile eight and the end. I could hear you yelling from the opposite end of the block, so you gave me a target to run toward. I decided at that point that I would have to at least look like I was running fast while you were out there.
I've got my medal. I've eaten my lukewarm soup. I've warmed up in the shower. I think I'm going to have a beer and dream about a ribeye steak. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
I would like to thank the Towpath Turtles for being Superfans around mile eight and the end. I could hear you yelling from the opposite end of the block, so you gave me a target to run toward. I decided at that point that I would have to at least look like I was running fast while you were out there.
I've got my medal. I've eaten my lukewarm soup. I've warmed up in the shower. I think I'm going to have a beer and dream about a ribeye steak. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
You're like the little engine that could, except you swear a lot more.
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